Monday, November 23, 2009

Woeee is me!

Ughhhhhhhhhhh!
I have a migraine the size of Guam and it is NOT going away! I have to stay home from school in the dark and I probably shouldn't even be on the computer but i'm bored as hell right now. Ay!!!! I have a history of migraines that last a loooonnngggg time and if this sucker lasts more than a day, i'm going to the hospital and getting some REAL painkillers *not i'm not an addict* because quite frankly, advil does not work anymore for me. Headache, sore throat and a fever. Maybe I actually have the flu? I would rather have the flu.

Dear Headache, please go away. Thanksgiving is coming this week and I would really like to not be sick. Sincerely, Heather

Anyways, i'm sorry I haven't post for a few days but my mother is getting herself in a tizzy over the holidays, decorating for Christmas/Hanukkah, and I'm not feeling well so there is a large possibility that I won't post for another few days.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

My feet are going to be sooo sore. Im at work until 10. Oh the things I do for moola!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Oh Knitting

On Sunday, I am going to my Aunt's house and she's going to teach me how to knit. I've decided that i'm going to knit Christmas/Hannukah presents for everyone in my family and friends.
I'm knitting my friend D a pair of Socks that say  DA & HK forever because we're basically married in a totally friendship sense. We will be fighting and my friend B will say something along the lines of 'shut up, you two are so annoying' and D will respond by saying 'Well that's what happens when you tie the knot, B.'
 We grew up together and he's basically my brother so I think it's legit.
Anyways, I was looking for inspiration on Google and I typed in Knitted sweaters (because i'm going to knit my brother a sweater that says 'My sister is bomb.') and this came up....


Ladies....I give you the knitted swimwear collection!!!!
Classy and Sofisticated, this bikini will give you barely any coverage in a stylish manner...
Hand knitted by your GRANDMA!!!!
I think I might buy it. :) :)

The Heather Story

I changed the title. Oh You Know was just a little bit too vague for me :)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Pry bars are not my friend.

I was driving home today and everything was fine and dandy. I was jamming away to Metric and groovin and movin...and then
BAM!
There was this huge well...BAM!!! and then a whole bunch of still loud bams and I was spazzing like a fool and pulled over.
And some IDIOT left a fricking Pry bar in the middle of the busiest rode of my city! Who the hell does that? I had to get out, of course, and it was just sticking out of the tire. When I get scared, I get agitated really quick, I have panic attacks. So i was almost hyperventilating and shaking and it was just bad. But I called my daddio and being the peachy guy he is, came and fixed the tire and now it is better and I am better and we are a happy family. But it was still scary and lesson here is: Don't leave pry bars on the road where new drivers and twitchy girls can run over them and blow up their tires.



Side note: Thank you VERY much Stephanie (i hope i spelled that right) for following! I've been reading your blog for a while actually, but I couldn't add you because I didn't have a blog of my own but now I can!
Side side note: I am also afraid of spiders when they are in my house. :)

Monday, November 9, 2009

Travel Channel is awesome.

That's why I love it. I wish I could be Anthony Bourdain, he is probably the most amazing person on television to this day. I am learning about India via Travel Channel annnnnnnndddd I would like to go....right now.
It looks so beautiful and I love colors that I always see when we see pictures and watch movies from India. I'm also in the mood for a good Bollywood flick. I wish I could get the Indian channel!That would be AWESOME!!!!!!
I mean, I love the Spanish channel, Univision and Telemundo are wonderful and I love telemundos (but I hate American soaps) but I feel like an Indian soap opera would be THE best thing on tv of all time! Also I wish we played Cricket rather than Football (American) not Futbol (soccer). I freaking hate football, seriously. It's really vulgar and it's a cheap sport. I prefer Soccer (futbol) because it instills national pride and EVERYBODY but us watched it. I have family and friends in Spain and when they come and visit they make sure it isn't when there will be a major futbol match because they don't want to be the only ones to miss it. Last year, my friend Adrian was visiting and he made me watch the World Cup or something like that at 3 in the morning then we spent the rest of the night talking to our other friends in Spain about it. It was nice to feel like you're a part of something that the WHOLE COUNTRY is a part of. With Football, you have 20+ teams that you can choose from and if you're not completely loyal to one team, you run the risk of getting shanked by Packer fanatics in a dark alley way when you're wearing the new Favre Viking jersey.
Oh well....

On a wonderfull bright note...
I HAVE A FOLLOWERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Odna, I bless you and your family and your camels and cats and grandchildren and great grandchildren, and your car, and the trees around your house and the toothbrush you use and EVERYTHING! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy now that somebody actually want to reads this, I feel very loved. Thank you very very much.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I hate Sundays

Sundays are the worst. I don't do anything, none of my friends do anything....
it's the Sabbath so none of my family do anything. We just sit around and do nothing. My life is soooo boring on Sunday.

Also, on a sadder note, 3 of my favorite blogs have shut down. It's tragic. I shall miss them very much and that leaves my Sundays even MORE terrible that they were earlier! *le sigh* it's hard out here for pimp!

I wish someone would follow me. It's soooo lonely in blogland on my own....nobody here but me.

So all i'm doing right now is watching all 3 of the Godfather movies and some movie with Hugh Jackman. Can I just say Hugh Jackman is probably THE sexiest man alive right now? Seriously. If you don't think Jacky boy is hot than you are blind and deaf and mute and stupid.
Also, if Al Pacino screams at you to shut up, I would. Just saying....Godfather + Scarface = Scary dude.

Hmmmm
That is all my little non existant minions.
Adios

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

This is my jam!

I have a song in my head but I don't know the lyrics or the song. I just have maybe 5 notes of the whole thing going around and around and around like when CD's skip.
Anyways,
21 days until Thanksgiving! The BEST american holiday EVER!!!! Oh sure, we killed thousands of Native Americans by giving the small pox and influenza and all the rest and it's terrible BUT
we celebrate the destruction of one of the oldest and most beautiful races by stuffing our already fat tummies with Turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry crap, beans, stuffing, grrrraavy, salmon and lots and lots of yummy things. It is the one day every 365 days that we can eat anything and everything that we want. Then, los americanos go to the bed and make the sleepy time because turkey has some chemical that I don't remember what it's called.

Off topic: I'm going to the Islamic Center this week during my lunch break, just to see where it is and find out if it's a Mosque or if they know where the Mosque is. Also, my friend's mom is Muslim and I might go with her and her daughter to the Mosque on Friday for prayers(service?) but I am not sure yet.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Kicking girls give me bruises

The sleepover was a SUCCESSSSSS!!!!
We made brownies, watched Lady and the Tramp 3 times, Cinderalla twice and then Ella Enchanted. Not disney, but still good. I love Anne Hathaway, I think she's one of the best actresses in my lifetime, which is not very long, but still...
El Nina brought alllllll of her stuffed animals and I was forced to talk to them about my day and tell i think, 9384938493849357394857 stories about a princess getting rescued by a prince. It was tough but I came through with flying colors. Then, we both slept in my bed and my aunt was nice enough to tell forget to tell me that she kicks like a kangaroo!!!! I mean DAMN. I have bruises on my legs and one on my back, she would not stop. Plus, she's a really jumpy girl so she would wake me up every half hour or so because of some noise in the house.
But, she's just so darn cute, I had to forgive her. :) But I was very tired on Saturday.
So it was a pretty good night all around.