What are your opinions on global warming? Also, did Al Gore invent the internet? ;)

FINALLY!

I AM GOING TO SPAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
YESSSS!!!
*disco dancing*
Yeeehahhhh!!!!

I love my mother!
She bought tickets last night and didn't tell me until I came home from an art showww!!!


I love my mother! yes I do! I love my mother! How about you?!?!?!
I will be leaving June 27-July 27!!!
Oooohhhhh dear oh dearrr!
What to pack....
What do I pack?
I've never left the country before!
I have to really pay attention in Spanish class now.
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REPENT THE END IS NEEEAAAAR!!!!

My grandmother is a very religious Christian and she calls our house everyday to talk to my mother.
She and My mom just finished talking and the first thing my mom says is "Better get ready, the rapture is coming."
"How do you know?" I asked her politely.
"Grandma told me." Came her knowing answer.
"And how does Grandma know, Mother dearest?"
"Because of all the Earthquakes."

Right....
Earthquakes almost always cause a chain reaction because there are only a few tetonic plates of whatever they're called. It's not you can just have one reaction and not another. For one action, there is always a equal or opposite action.
So,
What do you think will be the signs of the rapture/end of the world. Do you think it's coming soon?
What happens after the rapture? Is there hope for people who don't know Allah/God or don't follow an Abrahamic Religion?

Oscar THIS!

Sometimes, I am amused by my amazing wit. This is my Facebook status right now: "The Only Oscar I have is Oscar Meyer. The plus side, I'm really hungry." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Gee I am funny.
Not.
Ha.
Ha.

Anybody watching the Oscars? They just showed show a clip dedicated to horror films. Horror films are the number one reason why I wear underpants. It seems that every single girl who is the victim in a horror film at somepoint will be seen without bottoms on...jeans, pj's whatever. It's weird. What are all these girls doing naked? This is probably why they're being targeted by murderers and rapists, because they don't even have pants on.
No pants = Fair game. Just saying. Lock your doors, keep on your drawers and don't talk to strangers. (another glimpse into my comedic mind)

Plus, half of the women in horror movies are idiots anyways.

I like kids. As long as they aren't talking.

I like it when parents force their children to order their own food. It helps with being independent. My mom made me buy everything when I was little and even though I still hate talking to people I don't know, at least I can function and have been functioning independently since I was like 5.
Today at work this mom gave her little girl some money and she says "Tell her what you want." And the little girl was really shy and probably only 6 inches talk with the highest pitched voice I ever heard. So I said "What can I get for you?" And she looked at me and she screamed "I WOULD LIKE A HOT DOG PLEASE!"
Soooooo funny! I like kids that are under 6 years of age and under 3 feet tall. Any old/taller than that and they bother me.

That's all!

Spring, Jane Austen and my financial woes a tale in 24 parts.

I'm a crappy blogger. Oohhh well, I apologize to everyone. School is beginning to take over my life!

So here's the skinny:
1. It was 52 degrees when I rolled out of school today. IT WAS AWESOME!!!!! So fricken warm! Oh my gracious I am SOOOO excited! Spring! SPRING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
*sigh*
2. I'm right now watching a tv movie thing called 'Lost in Austen'. It's about as awesome as Spring! It's sooo funny. The show is about a 21st century girl who switches places with Elizabeth Bennet(t?) and it's funny as heck! Everyone should watch it. I think it was only released in the UK but it you look you can find it online.
3. I...Heather...am leaving...in 117 days for SPAIN! I believe I have started the official count down :)


*another sigh*
I'm afraid my posts will get farther and farther apart but school will be done in 3 months and then I shall be free to write about everything under the sun!

Tata for now!

Ooh...hey Bambi...What the hell are you doing in my back yard?

So...
I'm sick. Yeah...a nasty cold/migraine/cramps up the hoo hah.
But that's not the exciting part.
I woke up this morning and went up to the kitchen and looked out at our backyard...
What do you think I saw?
A FRICKEN DEER!!!!!!
WHY IS THERE A DEER IN MY BACK YARD?!?!
I live the middle of a city, a busy city. Not like Chicago or Milwaukee but still. Not excactly small town. And a deer was in my back yard! MY FENCED IN BACK YARD.
And where was my dog?
GONE!
GONE GONE GONE!
My dog broke our fence and what took it's place, a deer. So I had to go look for my dog, and call the fricken animal control because there was a deer in my backyard.
There is a little bit of a field nearby and I've seen some deer maybe once or twice but it's still a ways away from my house.
How strange.
And I didn't find my dog. She came back on her own like an hour ago.
Wow.



Oh and Spain?
I AM SO GOING.

I love being sick.