Oscar THIS!

Sometimes, I am amused by my amazing wit. This is my Facebook status right now: "The Only Oscar I have is Oscar Meyer. The plus side, I'm really hungry." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Gee I am funny.
Not.
Ha.
Ha.

Anybody watching the Oscars? They just showed show a clip dedicated to horror films. Horror films are the number one reason why I wear underpants. It seems that every single girl who is the victim in a horror film at somepoint will be seen without bottoms on...jeans, pj's whatever. It's weird. What are all these girls doing naked? This is probably why they're being targeted by murderers and rapists, because they don't even have pants on.
No pants = Fair game. Just saying. Lock your doors, keep on your drawers and don't talk to strangers. (another glimpse into my comedic mind)

Plus, half of the women in horror movies are idiots anyways.

I like kids. As long as they aren't talking.

I like it when parents force their children to order their own food. It helps with being independent. My mom made me buy everything when I was little and even though I still hate talking to people I don't know, at least I can function and have been functioning independently since I was like 5.
Today at work this mom gave her little girl some money and she says "Tell her what you want." And the little girl was really shy and probably only 6 inches talk with the highest pitched voice I ever heard. So I said "What can I get for you?" And she looked at me and she screamed "I WOULD LIKE A HOT DOG PLEASE!"
Soooooo funny! I like kids that are under 6 years of age and under 3 feet tall. Any old/taller than that and they bother me.

That's all!

Spring, Jane Austen and my financial woes a tale in 24 parts.

I'm a crappy blogger. Oohhh well, I apologize to everyone. School is beginning to take over my life!

So here's the skinny:
1. It was 52 degrees when I rolled out of school today. IT WAS AWESOME!!!!! So fricken warm! Oh my gracious I am SOOOO excited! Spring! SPRING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
*sigh*
2. I'm right now watching a tv movie thing called 'Lost in Austen'. It's about as awesome as Spring! It's sooo funny. The show is about a 21st century girl who switches places with Elizabeth Bennet(t?) and it's funny as heck! Everyone should watch it. I think it was only released in the UK but it you look you can find it online.
3. I...Heather...am leaving...in 117 days for SPAIN! I believe I have started the official count down :)


*another sigh*
I'm afraid my posts will get farther and farther apart but school will be done in 3 months and then I shall be free to write about everything under the sun!

Tata for now!