Monday, January 25, 2010

What the hell is this? The Ghetto?




Dear Mom and Mr. Pat,
We do not live in the Ghetto. We do have a little bit of money. I know this because you just gave me allowance. I will gladly give up my allowance forever if you will just call the freakin exterminator! PLEASE! I'm begging you on my blog hands and knees. Call the bug guy!!!
Sincerely and with much love,
Heather

7 comments:

Amira said...

omg what is THAT?! I hate bugs! What we did is get this awesome powder thingy from this company that sells stuff to exterminators and all you gotta do is add water to the powder and spray. It's very strong so gotta wear gloves but it got rid of all the bugs! and they say do it every 3 months or so to keep them gone.

AlabasterMuslim said...

OMG DUDE OMGOMGOMGOM!!!
The very first day I was in wisconsin I saw something run across my wall.
AND THATS WHAT IT WAS! I'm telling you I BEGGED AND PLEADED for an exterminator, but NO! I NEVER GOT ONE!

If there are leaves, sticks, and other dead plants up against your house, that could be the cause of it. Once I was vacuuming and I started sucking the dirt off of a vent (which was on the other side of my wall that had leaves and stuff) and like three or four came out! I plugged the vent up and it helped out i think.


I hope thats the last one you see.

!-!eather said...

Amira- It's a house centipede from HELL!!!!!
Ewwww I can't even look at it. I am totally gonna look for that powder and spray my house to kingdom come!

Alabastermuslim- OMG GROSS!!!! I hadn't seen any of them for a few months but then BAM!!! I was watching tv and I could see it moving around the floor like 15 feet away, that's how big it was! The leaves thing is probably right I live in the middle of the city but there are SOOOO many trees. I hate nature :P
My stepdad was like "Oh yeah, there's probably an infestation" and I was all "Ummmm...k bye. I'm off to move in with grandma!"
Icky ICKY!!!

!-!eather said...

p.s. it was around 6 feet long.

Seriously. ;)

Stephanie said...

Oh My God!!!!! I've never seen anything like that until now. I googled it and came across some solutions like sticky traps, reducing clutter, etc if your mom won't get an exterminator, you might have to take matters into your own hands. That totally freaks me out just looking at it! Good luck!

[[[ x Smiley x ]]] said...

EW!
gosh, that thing looks *insert appropriate word here*
Good luck with getting rid of em! :)

Odna said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!!! You have mutants in your place!!! O_O I've never seen any bug like that!! And I live in a tropical country... ok... in a very big city. But still!!

Look at the bright side. It's not a cockroach. What's worse than a flying cockroach?